I have to be perfectly honest here — when Kaiser emailed me about this story and remarked, “Gross,” my immediate response was “Yay!” What can I say in my defense? I guess I sort of like gross things. However, this actually is a really gross story even when we’re talking about the classic “perfectly gross couple” of Katy Perry and John Mayer. Realistically, I have to wonder how much longer this coupling can succeed because I feel like Katy is (obviously) either deluding herself by thinking this could actually work out or (even worse) she believes that she can change John by making him a one-woman man. For the moment though, things are working out because it’s all about sex for Katy and John — so much so that their exploits are so maddeningly loud that they have to muffle the sound with music. You know they have to be listening to John’s music, right? Here are the details:
The stage isn’t the only place where singers Katy Perry and John Mayer make sweet music, as their neighbors know all too well!
Katy Perry apparently had trouble satisfying Russell Brand’s wild sexual urges, but John Mayer certainly isn’t complaining! Instead, it’s Katy’s West Hollywood neighbors who are complaining, as the couple like to “have very loud sex, keep very late hours and like to turn up the tunes,” reports Star.
Katy’s relationship with John has certainly had its ups and downs, as she has always been concerned about the notorious ladies’ man’s “wandering eye.” However, they seem to be happier than ever lately, and HollywoodLife.com previously reported that Katy thinks the John could be “the one.”
Both stars have been unlucky in love in the past, so here’s hoping that this relationship runs the distance. Katy’s neighbors better buy some earplugs!
[From Hollywood Life]
HAhaha. I have to wonder — if only for a moment — if this is some half-baked story that was planted for Russell Brand’s benefit? Remember, Katy was said to have been appalled at Russell’s wheelchair pr0n, and the flip side of that story was that she wasn’t able to satisfy his kinky urges. Soooo … now we’re hearing the mysteriously-placed report that Katy and John are literally bouncing off the walls and unable to vocally contain their own excitement at the mere sight of each other’s respective private parts? Yeah, that is kind of gross.
In parting, I give you some photos of Mayer’s “O” face. You’re very, very welcome!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN
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